Getting Old Is Like Bacon Card

Getting old is like frying bacon with no clothes on - you know it's going to hurt, but you're not sure exactly where. LOL! 

1 card that measures 4-1/4 x 5-1/2 inches (folded).  This card has been left blank inside for your own message.  Cards are printed on high quality card stock, glossy outside/matte inside.  Each card comes with a matching envelope and wrapped in a protective sleeve.